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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

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Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

the-single-flamingo:

collegehumor:

10 Machines You Didn’t Know Were Bicep Machines

This gun show travels with you.

Bam

carbon-and-badtiming:

sighdrogen:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

the guy on the left doesn’t even look surprised just like well wadya know it happened again damn it frank

this is literally how i felt when ya nasties sent me dick pics

carbon-and-badtiming:

sighdrogen:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

the guy on the left doesn’t even look surprised just like well wadya know it happened again damn it frank

this is literally how i felt when ya nasties sent me dick pics

christophwaltz:

Kevin Spacey for The Hollywood Reporter, April 2014

At 54, Spacey is in his prime, eagerly pursuing new obsessions and exalting in his contradictory status in Hollywood as a big-name star who operates like an eccentric outsider.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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